“Oh, You Didn’t Know?”

… I won’t finish that one, but that is the opening of the theme music of Road Dogg Jesse James.

I only bring it up because I may soon be hearing him say those words in person.  On Saturday, July 30th, the Road Dogg will roll through Augusta, GA and compete at the Bernie Ward Community Center for a pro wrestling show where partial proceeds will go to the Augusta Warrior Project.

As for me, I will be dusting off my dress clothes, slapping gel in my hair, digging up some Tower of Power from the vault, clearing my throat and announcing as well as doing live commentary of the event.  I can’t wait!

Chances are, if you know me, you probably haven’t seen this side of me.  Let’s just say we may not be friends anymore if you’re one of my victims in the audience.  And if that’s any indication to those who have sat through any of my “softer side” commentary the past few years, be well aware that “The Real Deal” Matt Malone will be in full form on the 30th!  See?  I’m getting so real, I have to use a different last name to protect myself (oh, it makes sense!).

Heck, I’m not even sure Road Dogg will like me when I’m speaking blatantly during his match.  But that’s what being wrestling’s hottest mouthpiece can get you sometimes–not liked!

The show will also features Ricky Morton of the Rock n’ Roll Express, Tommy “Wildfire” Rich, Demolition Ax and others.

Neither “epic” nor any other buzz word can describe this one.  If you’re interested in tickets, let me know.  I can guarantee it will be the best night your ears ever experience!

(Sorry.  It appears my alter ego is leaking out.   But hey, “how can I convince you it’s the Real Deal, baby?”)